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Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden

February 10, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden
Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden

An embarrassed and shocked freshmen male was reportedly asked if he was pregnant when he went to Vaden Health Center last week for a cold. The freshman, Jessie Stern, was mistaken for a girl due to his feminine name and long, flowing hair. Vaden issued a press release this week […]

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

March 1, 2009 7:47 pm0 comments
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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