The University was met with a flood of complaints after it began using the AlertSU system to notify members of the Stanford community about female peepers.
According to Terrence Goodman, a victim of a female peeper, “I thought I was dreaming about a woman in the shower with me, and then I realized there was one right outside the shower!
I told her, ‘stop watchin’, come on in!
‘”

But it wasn’t long before the AlertSU system sent a report of the incident to all of campus. A few minutes later, five Sigma Chi members showed up.
 “It was a major cockblock,” complained Goodman. “And to make matters worse, those Sigma Chi guys took over the shower, so I couldn’t even finish shampooing.
”


Even former peeper victim Lauren Davidson ’11 claimed, “If it had been a woman watching me, I’d have invited her in too. She could have helped me get soap on those tough to reach spots mid-back.

You May Also Like

Freshmen Not Sick of the Dining Hall Yet

Stunning survey results have recently shown that new Stanford freshmen are not…

Turkeys Unionize Before Thanksgiving Blowout

In anticipation of a busy Thanksgiving week, America’s Turkeys have announced plans…