Despite warnings from his grandmother, seven year old Ricky Goldberg continued to eat chocolate ice cream until he actually became a pile of chocolate ice cream. “I always told him, ‘You know Ricky, if you eat too much of that ice cream, you’ll just turn into ice cream,'” said his grandmother. Ricky, a defiant seven year old, chose not to listen to his grandmother’s advice. Unfortunately for Ricky, since he became ice cream, he can’t hear her anymore, or do anything really.

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