Post Tagged with: "Chocolate"

Penis Surprises Hand with Box of Chocolates on Valentine’s Day

February 11, 2013 12:01 pmComments Off on Penis Surprises Hand with Box of Chocolates on Valentine’s Day
Penis Surprises Hand with Box of Chocolates on Valentine’s Day
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Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate

February 13, 2011 1:39 pmComments Off on Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate
Opinion: Selling Chocolate Vaginas is Wrong—It Objectifies Chocolate

This week, I received several e-mails promoting “V-Week” events—film screenings, panel discussions, Oprah praising sessions, etc. But while vaginas are certainly to be celebrated (believe me—I love vaginas just as much as the next guy), I take issue with the V-Week Chocolate Vagina sale. In their rush to promote their […]

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Seven Year Old Actually Becomes Chocolate Ice Cream

February 10, 2010 1:35 am0 comments
Seven Year Old Actually Becomes Chocolate Ice Cream

Despite warnings from his grandmother, seven year old Ricky Goldberg continued to eat chocolate ice cream until he actually became a pile of chocolate ice cream. “I always told him, ‘You know Ricky, if you eat too much of that ice cream, you’ll just turn into ice cream,’” said his […]

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