Thrilling investors after years of similar product releases, rumors have indicated that a third member will be joining the MacBook family: the MacBook Hair.

According to reports, the MacBook Hair gives users a “new way to express their individuality by styling the hair attached to their MacBook. The hair comes in one color and size and can only be styled by employees at the Apple store.”

Although rumors about Apple products are notoriously inconsistent, it seems like a strong possibility that the MacBook Hair is just like a MacBook Air, but with hair. It is believed that Apple may see this product as the key to re-stimulating interest in the brand.

“The MacBook Hair is like a MacBook Air, but with hair,” said Tim Wallace, vice-president of marketing for Apple. “Apple sees this product as the key to re-stimulating interest in the brand.”

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