After the death of their best player, Osama bin Laden (gamertag: OsamaMama34), at the hands of a highly trained team of Navy SEALS, Al-Qaeda has made the rash decision to rage quit the War on Terror.

“He was in such a good hiding place,” argued Al-Qaeda officials, “There is no way they could have found him unless they were looking at his screen.

The SEALS were taken aback by the claims of cheating, explaining that they clearly had a UAV and could see Osama’s red dot on the radar.

“Besides,” a member of the SEALS team told Flipside reporters, “that noob was just camping anyway.

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And we pwned his ass. Get over it.”

Al-Qaeda members remain defiant saying “We were gonna stop playing soon anyway. This just made the war end faster.

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