Students in IHUM: Journeys discussed how they all got so fucking wasted they couldn’t even walk straight during class on Monday. One freshman said that he had planned to go out to the row, but ended up taking so many shots that he didn’t even leave his dorm. His friend said, “Man, we had like a ton of 30 racks of Natty. And we played beer pong until we literally couldn’t hit any cups anymore. We were like, totally piss-ass drunk.” Many students felt so shitty the next day that they said they would totally not drink again for a while, or at least till like, Wednesday.

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