Hey all you single Stanford students!  Looking to find the perfect person of your dreams?  Then, lucky for you, your very own Stanford Flipside has decided to start a match-making business.  Hopping on the recent trend of successful online dating services such as eHarmony, the Flipside has decided to jump on the bandwagon. So, as a way to get back to the old-fashioned values of the past, and the successful marriages of our elders who never seemed to get divorced even if they should have, the Flipside is now running a similar service called “Single @ Stanford”.  Every week, two students will be profiled in the Flipside and anyone interested in dating them is welcome to contact our featured individuals.  So…let’s get started!


Stanford Single #1

Name: John Thomas

Age: 21

Height: 5’10”

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Brown

Race/Ethnicity: White

Year: Junior

Favorite Color: Blue

Favorite Food: Pizza

Major: Computer Science

Hometown: San Francisco, CA

Interested In: Women

Hobbies: Hanging out with friends, playing ultimate Frisbee, and fountain hopping.


Stanford Single #2

Name: Chrysanthemum Vyrypayev

Age: 20 years, 5 months, 16 days, 9 hours, 61 minutes, and 9 seconds.

Height: 4’10”

Hair Color: Blue, Pink, Green, Purple, and Red

Eye Color: Green

Race/Ethnicity: Is a social construct.

Year: Freshwoman (Took a couple gap years).

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Food: Grilled Tripe

Major: Comparative Argentinian Literature

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Interested In: Humans

Hobbies: Summoning the spirits of her ancestors, vaginal knitting, and playing the accordion.


So go ahead and send us your information if you are interested in either of these lovely catches.  Best of luck, you crazy kids!

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