Jack finally hooked up with Jill at Full Moon on the Quad Monday, which concluded a week-long period of awkward hugs and sexual comments between the two. “It was only her fourth kiss of the night, so it may have meant something,” he stated.
“She doesn’t need to know that it was my 29th.

The kiss had significant tongue action and even included minor petting. Jared, a friend of Jack, noted that there seemed to be great intimacy during the 10 to 15 seconds the kiss lasted.
“They even said goodbye,” he said. Whether or not Jill will answer Jack’s text remains the biggest question of the moment.

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