John Arillaga Issued a Parking Ticking During Alumni Weekend

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Southwest Makes Fat People Purchase Two Seats; Not Next To Each Other

Free Stanford Education With the Purchase of a $50,000 Red Zone Tshirt

Balloon Boy Family Too Dumb to Reenact ‘UP’

FORT COLLINS, CO–After failing to attract the eyes of the nation with…

“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

After three weeks in the box office, Michael Moore’s new film, “Capitalism:…

The Flipside Juice: Who Else Was in the Attic With Balloon Boy?

US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

Pregnancy tests on Iraq returned positive today, confirming suspicions held by many…

Student Engineers Perfect Cheat Sheet For ME101

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Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

Freshman overachiever Jessica Pan brought 14 pencils (4 Regular, 3 Mechanical, and…

Student Wins Boothe Prize Three Days Before Paper Due

STANFORD, CA—Taking a cue from the Nobel Prize Committee, the Stanford Writing…