Visitors and prospective students visiting Stanford’s campus on February 27th reported that their tour guide, James Strogen ‘10, really seemed to like Stanford.
“He only had positive things to say about the people and the institution,” said prospective undergraduate student Alissa Brent. “He kept making very nice comments, and as far as I could tell, he was very happy with his decision to attend Stanford.
” Members of the tour also unanimously agreed that Strogen was very interested in the exact height of Hoover Tower and that his enthusiasm for Sophomore College, which he did not participate in, was extraordinary.

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