Novice Skateboarder Falls Down Awkwardly

The skateboarding conditions have been reportedly sub-par over the passed week or…

Obama Expected To Give Sober Speech To Congress

Many were speculating whether Obama’s next speech to Congress would be one…

Supreme Court Hopes to Serve More Poetic Justice

By Gideon Constable WASHINGTON, D.C—After many groundbreaking, obscurely worded, and contested decisions,…

Asshole Student Hates Everyone, Blames It On The Weather

This past Monday, a rather unfortunate smattering of events occurred circling around…

Obama Rebukes African Leaders for Lack of African Americans in Africa

While the United States celebrates the inauguration of its first African American…

HE FINALLY DID IT! : Local Man Sets New Personal High Score In Minesweeper

By Stanley Waters After spending what seemed like countless hours in front…