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Haas Center announces Turkey Slaughter Day, a “hands-on experience for service-oriented birdkillers”

In a move aimed to please humanitarians and psychopaths alike, Stanford’s Haas…

Cherished Ambassador to Czechoslovakia Dies at Age 85

Despite their historic disputes, the Czech Republic and Slovakia have come together…

Necromancer Community Revels in Successful Frost Revival

This past Saturday, while the rest of the campus was rocking out…

Appropriations Committee Eliminates Support for Student Life Programs on Campus: 30 Found Dead



OLD UNION—Last Tuesday, the ASSU Appropriations Committee met to discuss the future…

Lone Strand of Grass Surives on Wilbur Field

Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but…