While organizers initially dubbed the premiere of the ASSU Matchmaker Service a success, reports of tampering have led...
ATLANTA, GA—Last week, at the 4th Annual Conference of Mathematicians, Brent Foster of Arizona State University shocked...
Evolved not from the highest levels of competition, but in the everyday jostling of the lift lines, the rising popularity of cross-country snowboarding has vaulted the event onto the Olympic stage. The newest sport pits snowboarding dude against snowboarding bro for five kilometers of flat terrain. Unlike cross-country skiing, where […]Read more ›
Facebook Feeling Pressure From Fast Growing Group: ‘1,000,000 Members and Facebook Has To Go Back to Old Format’
So far 35 people have joined, mostly from the Southworth Middle School network.Read more ›
GOVERNOR’S CORNER –Fear and unrest have taken control of Apartment 205 of Suites-Jenkins after the six-man suite realized its supply of hand soap was dwindling. “We’re trying to make do,” says Cliff Crosland, one resident of the suite. “When it was like a quartery full we re-filled it with water and […]Read more ›
Former President Bill Clinton was hospitalized this Thursday to obtain medical care for what doctors concluded was a massive paper cut. Doctors immediately bandaged the wound and gave his boo-boo a kiss. Dr. McDonald, chief of surgery at Washington Methodist, said, “It was good that he came in when he did. If […]Read more ›
Despite warnings from his grandmother, seven year old Ricky Goldberg continued to eat chocolate ice cream until he actually became a pile of chocolate ice cream. “I always told him, ‘You know Ricky, if you eat too much of that ice cream, you’ll just turn into ice cream,’” said his […]Read more ›