White People Around the Country Unsure of Whether It’s OK to Eat Fried Chicken on MLK Day

January 20, 2010 1:00 am
White People Around the Country Unsure of Whether It’s OK to Eat Fried Chicken on MLK Day

Every year on Martin Luther King Day, white people across the country debate the acceptability of consuming fried chicken on a holiday held in honor of one of the nation’s great African Americans. At the local KFC, the conversation is lively. One white local, Bobby H, described his feelings: “I […]

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Girl Who Could Have Had Her Cake and Eaten It Too Unfortunately on Atkins Diet

January 18, 2010 10:14 pm
Girl Who Could Have Had Her Cake and Eaten It Too Unfortunately on Atkins Diet
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Fight Club Totally Beats the Shit Out of Non-Violence Club

10:08 pm
Fight Club Totally Beats the Shit Out of Non-Violence Club
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Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

10:04 pm
Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

By She I am disgusted.  Everywhere I go these days, I find that any comment anybody makes that even has the slightest hint of being sexually charged is quoted as having come from my mouth.  This is defamation to the highest degree.  I am in a healthy, monogamous relationship. I […]

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