Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events

Provost Drell Confronts Racial Injustice with Sock Puppetry

Responding to the protests that have emerged in the wake of George…

Disappointing: Susie Brubaker-Cole’s Latest Video Got Under 5k Likes so She Put Down her Dog

Stanford Pilots Zoom Microtransactions

Citing a vague need to “spice things up”, Stanford has released a…

Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque

Stanford Campus Overtaken by Roving Bands of Finger-Snapping, Tap-Dancing A Capella Groups

Some places get bombed-out ruins, some places get totalitarian dictatorship, some places…

Admin Announces Fall Quarter Plan: Stanford at Sea

After weeks of long-winded statements with no new information, President Tessier-Lavigne’s most…

PWR Director Announces Students can Replace PWR 1 by Ghostwriting MTL’s Emails

Recently, PWR faculty director Adam Banks announced that students could apply to…