John Etchemendy Releases Thousands of Eggs in Final Stages of Vice-Provost Birthing Season

As we all know, the beginning of spring quarter marks a turning…

Stanford Board of Trustees Divests From Responsibility

After receiving bids from the ASSU to divest from fossil fuels and…

John Etchemendy Refuses to Eat His Spaghetti like a Big Boy

Saying, “But mooom, you know I don’t like sketti! ”, Stanford’s Provost…

Breaking: Flipside Writer Gives Up Satire for Lent

This past Wednesday, Magellan J. Pfluke, reported staff writer and editor for…