Stanford
Tensions Rise On West Bank of Lake Lag
March 5th, 2012
Parents Send Student to His Room During Parents Weekend
Students across campus vacuumed and straightened like never before in preparation for the arrival of hordes of visiting parents last weekend. “I took out the recycling bin full of beer bottles, aired...
March 5th, 2012
Students Create New Dating Awareness Group
Citing efforts to increase dating on campus, two freshmen girls are delving into uncharted territory. Samantha Smith and Kelly Clark have started Stanford Students for Access to Dating (SSAD) to raise...
February 29th, 2012
Student Drops Out to Focus on Beard Growth and Development
The young movers and shakers of today’s competitive world often drop out of college to focus on their own endeavors. It therefore came as no surprise to friends of sophomore Joseph Larson when he...
February 28th, 2012
CS Major Fails Senior Thesis as Robotic Project “Jeremy Lin” Short-Circuits
Stanford senior Joel Cameron will fail his honors thesis after his advanced prototype robot “Jeremy Lin” crashed in the middle of an NBA game last Monday at Madison Square Garden. The critical error...
February 27th, 2012
Study Finds Students Get “Good Night’s Sleep” After Special Dinner
A study released earlier this week by members of the Kappa Alpha Fraternity suggests Special Dinner actually improves both quantity and quality of sleep for participating students, a landmark discovery...
February 23rd, 2012
Guy with Megaphone in White Plaza Thinks He’s Funny
Witnesses present in White Plaza Friday afternoon report that a man who could only be identified as “the jackass with the megaphone” clearly found himself to be pretty funny. “He kept accosting people...
February 22nd, 2012
Dance Marathon Falls $150 Short of Curing AIDS
Several days after the Stanford 24-hour-long fiesta that is Dance Marathon, the staff who have dedicated the last few months to meticulously planning the annual event released the final numbers: 452 dancers,...
February 21st, 2012
Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy
An event that was planned to raise awareness for a very important and time-sensitive cause was cancelled after singing and performing groups Cardinal Calypso and Talisman were both busy on the night of...
February 21st, 2012
University Finds Leland Junior’s Remains in XOX Basement
After revoking the lease from Chi Theta Chi, the university went in to clean up and renovate the house to bring it in accordance with university standards (two desks per room, one mirror, a house map,...
February 21st, 2012
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