Provost Drell Confronts Racial Injustice with Sock Puppetry Responding to the protests that have emerged in the wake of George… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 22, 2020
352 Articles Stanford Year 12 Statement of Ambivalence from White ASSU Leadership Dear Stanford Community, As you know, many events impacting the Black community… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 1, 2020
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Stanford Pilots Zoom Microtransactions Citing a vague need to “spice things up”, Stanford has released a… Ben Harley DavidsonMay 28, 2020
350 Articles Entertainment Stanford Year 12 “Bat-Boy Born to Leeds Couple,” FoHo Announces As It Completes Transformation into Trashy British Tabloid “Liar, Liar, Vice Provost on Fire: Susie Brubaker-Cole Caught Lying To Students!… Ben Harley DavidsonMay 26, 2020
350 Articles Stanford Year 12 Stanford Campus Overtaken by Roving Bands of Finger-Snapping, Tap-Dancing A Capella Groups Some places get bombed-out ruins, some places get totalitarian dictatorship, some places… Ben Harley DavidsonMay 26, 2020
349 Articles Stanford Year 12 Admin Announces Fall Quarter Plan: Stanford at Sea After weeks of long-winded statements with no new information, President Tessier-Lavigne’s most… William GolubMay 17, 2020
PWR Director Announces Students can Replace PWR 1 by Ghostwriting MTL’s Emails Recently, PWR faculty director Adam Banks announced that students could apply to… Sohan VichareMay 17, 2020
Stanford to Bring Back All Those Experiments from the ‘60s Where They’d, Like, Give Teenagers Shrooms and Then Electrocute Them Facing a budget shortfall amid the coronavirus crisis, the Stanford administration has… Byron CalabasasMay 12, 2020
