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Opinion

OPINION: Why Didn’t Anyone Tell me Max Weinstein Was Jewish!?

By Joel Weinstein JERUSALEM—I like to think I’m a reasonable person. I know how to think, I can make logical inferences about the world, and on rare occasions I’ve even been known to think outside...
March 8th, 2009

I Am A Killing Machine

By Jonathon Farrell ‘11 Oh brothers, how war has made us weary. These grueling days seem like months to me now as I look back upon a different time—a time when we could wake up late, in our own...
March 1st, 2009

Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012

Opinion: Give Fetuses The Vote in 2012
This past November, I watched with horror as Barack Hussein Obama captured the White House from our beloved GOP. Our party shattered into little fragments, and some of those were lost to the blue side....
February 8th, 2009

Opinion: Fetuses Don’t Deserve the Right To Vote- Animals Do!

Look, man, the neofascist, religious freakout Republicans are calling for the government to extend voting rights to fetuses. And that’s crazy, man. It shouldn’t even be up for debate. For one thing,...
February 8th, 2009

Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination
With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of change, and excited to see how America responds to its first black president. You might be tempted to think that racism is a done...
December 29th, 2008

Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”

Opinion: “I Demand A Recount”
By Frank the Disgruntled McCain Supporter Do you really think the U.S. just elected Barack Obama as President? Come on, America- let’s think again. This is obviously impossible. The only way...
November 8th, 2008

Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”

Opinion: “I Know Why The Mausoleum Party Was Moved—Those Dead People Were Coming Alive”
Some of you may just think I’m your average conspiracy theorist, but that is certainly not the case. I have some reliable inside scoop here, but I won’t tell you exactly where I got the information...
November 1st, 2008

Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”

Opinion: “The Chow Mein In the Dining Halls Puts Me In Just The Right Mood To Read Plato”
By Leonard Huffman I am the wisest man in the world because I know one thing, and that is that the chow mein in the dining hall puts me in just the right mood to read Plato. The chow mein has just the...
October 8th, 2008
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