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Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment

Opinion: I may stink, but I’m saving the environment
By Ben Burges The environment is in danger. Each day, we go about our business—filling landfills, drilling in the arctic, killing rain forests—but do we do anything to stop it? No. Well I think this...
February 4th, 2010

Graphic: Causes of Roommate Relation Strains

Graphic: Causes of Roommate Relation Strains
February 3rd, 2010

Students Protest the Protesting of WBC Protest

Students Protest the Protesting of WBC Protest
STANFORD, CA– News that the infamous Westboro Baptist Church (WBC) would be protesting at Stanford’s Hillel House divided much of the student body. Many thought the WBC protesters should be met...
February 1st, 2010

God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy

God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy
February 1st, 2010

Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women

Apple iPad Makes Life Easier for Women
SAN FRANCISCO—This week, Mac icon Steve Jobs introduced the Apple iPad. Sized between an iPod and an iBook, the iPad is expected to take the world by storm. Though the iPad is designed to appeal to all...
January 30th, 2010

The Flip Report: January 30th

In 5 Minutes Ago Out Raising money for Haiti Raising money for AIDS Livestrong Bracelets Hating Westboro Baptist Church Hating Republicans Hating Scientologists Tavita Pritchard playing basketball Tavita...
January 30th, 2010

Sylvester Still Unable to Catch Tweety Bird

Sylvester Still Unable to Catch Tweety Bird
January 29th, 2010

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New iWindows
Judging from the all-around mood of jubilance and the excited chatter of fanboys and industry execs, Apple had done it again. Like previous groundbreakers, iWindows lived up to the hype. Rumors spread...
January 29th, 2010

Study Finds: If Your Hand is Bigger than Your Face you Need Surgery

Study Finds: If Your Hand is Bigger than Your Face you Need Surgery
In a packed auditorium on Saturday, Stanford Hospital Director Ken Toshi informed a somber audience of the very real medical problems associated with having a larger hand than face. In a prepared statement,...
January 28th, 2010

Alert: Alert System is Down, Beware of Future Emergencies

Alert: Alert System is Down, Beware of Future Emergencies
January 27th, 2010