You May Also Like

Op-Ed: I’m Going as Mario for Halloween, Not The Videogame Character, But The Guy Who Comes into My Dad’s Butcher Shop Every Month and Threatens to Break His Kneecaps if He Doesn’t “Do Right By Him”

Another year, another Halloween costume—and this time I’m dressing up as Mario…

Stanford to Allow Students to Possess 749 ML Bottles of Weed

Earlier this week, President Mark Tessier-Lavigne met with OAPE to discuss updating…

Student Wearing Reflective Bike Gear is Fucking Invincible

 Zipping through the fall air, neon jacket flapping in the wind, leaves…