Articles by: Eva Epker

Area Boy Admitted into Stanford, Area Community Still Unimpressed

January 14, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Area Boy Admitted into Stanford, Area Community Still Unimpressed
Area Boy Admitted into Stanford, Area Community Still Unimpressed

(Idaho City, Idaho): Over this winter vacation, high school senior Harry Enright achieved the dreams of many of his peers: he was accepted early action into Stanford University. Despite Enright’s acceptance, however, his continued mediocrity still leaves his community a little underwhelmed. “After Harry received his acceptance letter, I expected […]

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Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour

November 5, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour
Inside the Life of a Stanford Tour Guide with a 11:00 Tour

10:50: Make sure to wear my “Stanford University: Established 1885” t-shirt…just in case I forget the year Stanford was founded. 10:55: Hide from the swarm of people who think I work in Admissions. 10:59: Reappear just before the tour starts so I don’t look like a perpetually late slacker. 11:01: […]

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The Flipside’s Tips For Flu Season

October 29, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on The Flipside’s Tips For Flu Season
The Flipside’s Tips For Flu Season

So you think you’ve caught the flu, and you look like a disease-ridden, mangy dog. Starting in the early morning, moan in a loud and only mildly sexual way from under your covers. Annoy the hell out of your sleeping or studying Type-A roommate with your snotty, nasal, high-pitched whimpers. […]

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A Note From Your Friendly R.A

October 24, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on A Note From Your Friendly R.A
A Note From Your Friendly R.A

Now, don’t get me wrong; I love being an R.A. I love helping out my freshman. I love seeing how bright-eyed and bushy-tailed they are when they go down Palm Drive, or see MemChu for the first time, or discover that the dryers can run for more than 15 minutes […]

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Grass Missing at Enchanted Broccoli Forest

June 4, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Grass Missing at Enchanted Broccoli Forest
Grass Missing at Enchanted Broccoli Forest

As graduation approaches, Stanford prepares for the flood of alumni and family members who will join those poor students who pretend they’re not stuck on campus for another three months but are rather engaging in a “really good research opportunity.” In order to prepare for this deluge, campus officials are […]

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Breaking News: Roommates have Stimulating Conversation about the Weather

May 28, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Breaking News: Roommates have Stimulating Conversation about the Weather
Breaking News: Roommates have Stimulating Conversation about the Weather

In an unexpected turn of events last Tuesday, May 20, Leo Harolds turned to his roommate, Jack Rendhart and asked, “Hey man, is it cold outside?” The following is an exclusive inside look at the conversation between the two students. “Yeah, I guess so,” Rendhart replied. “I mean, I don’t […]

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Busy Stanford Student Struggles to Find Time to Work: An Inside Look

May 21, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Busy Stanford Student Struggles to Find Time to Work: An Inside Look
Busy Stanford Student Struggles to Find Time to Work: An Inside Look

4:30: I’m going to be so productive this afternoon, I just know it. 4:43: I can’t concentrate; it’s freezing in here!  I’ll go work on my bed. 6:09: Well, I needed that nap. I really did. Really. But now I should work. 6:10: I think I need a change of […]

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Mother Questions Stanford’s Safety After Hearing Assassins are on the Loose

May 12, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Mother Questions Stanford’s Safety After Hearing Assassins are on the Loose
Mother Questions Stanford’s Safety After Hearing Assassins are on the Loose

Martha Blunt and her husband, Rick, never expected they would be in a situation where an unknown but ruthless assassin was on the hunt for their beloved only child, Jeremy. But when they decided to visit Jeremy, whom they believed was thriving in his new environment, they came face to […]

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May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame

May 7, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame
May Flowers Found Dead; April Showers’ Disappearance to Blame

CALIFORNIA – Last Thursday, police discovered the body of May Flowers, a young girl whom locals said embodied life, sunshine, and spring. “It’s horrifying, especially now. This month was the time I used to see little Flowers everywhere I went. She was always there, at the park, in front of […]

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Trio of Hobbit Movies Not Enough for You? Good News- “LOTR” is Back!

April 24, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Trio of Hobbit Movies Not Enough for You? Good News- “LOTR” is Back!
Trio of Hobbit Movies Not Enough for You? Good News- “LOTR” is Back!

Riding the coattails of the breaking news that the beloved film Mrs. Doubtfire will have a sequel, director Peter Jackson announced that the fourth, fifth, and sixth “Lord of the Rings” films are also in the works. Jackson has cited the precedent set by other popular media productions– including the […]

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