Sources close to Sylvia Whitman are reporting that the junior Human Biology major considers herself an expert on Native American culture after attending Stanford Powwow. Powwow is an annual event put on by the Stanford Native community to celebrate and showcase a variety of Native American cultures, and is open [...]
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Student Becomes Expert on “Native Culture” After Attending Powwow
Sources close to Sylvia Whitman are reporting that the junior Human Biology major considers herself...
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Breaking News: Sophomore Won’t Have Booze Next Year
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Op-ed: Using Me Properly Doesn’t Make You Some Kind of Hotshot
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