Stanford Opens White Men’s Community Center

— November 2, 2009 at 1:51 am

After fighting for years, white males will no longer be the only demographic on campus lacking an official community center. Although unofficial white cultural hubs such as the Stanford Crew Team and Sigma Chi have promoted vibrant white cultural communities in the past, student founder John Samson II was quick to point out the gap the community center will fill. “We have seen our representation numbers decrease...

John Arillaga Issued a Parking Ticking During Alumni Weekend

Audio clip: Adobe Flash Player (version 9 or above) is required to play this audio clip. Download the latest version here. You also need to have JavaScript enabled in your browser.

“Capitalism: A Love Story” a Blockbuster Success, Michael Moore Decides Capitalism Okay After All

After three weeks in the box office, Michael Moore’s new film, “Capitalism: A Love Story” has netted nearly 26 million dollars in ticket sales. The film, Moore’s first in several years, criticizes greed and disproportionate wealth in American society. But for Michael Moore, experiencing the...

October 26th, 2009 | 36, Articles, Business, Entertainment, Kenji Tanabe | Read More

US Doesn’t Pull Out of Iraq; Iraq Now Pregnant

Pregnancy tests on Iraq returned positive today, confirming suspicions held by many Americans and political pundits that the United States did not pull out in time. Despite Obama’s campaign promises to pull out of Iraq, the President never acted. It seems that his victory in the election last Fall...

October 24th, 2009 | 36, Articles, News In Brief, Politics, US, World, Zach Galant | Read More

Student Brings 14 Pencils To Math Midterm Just In Case

Freshman overachiever Jessica Pan brought 14 pencils (4 Regular, 3 Mechanical, and 7 Colored) to her Math 51 Exam last Tuesday. “I wanted to be prepared for everything,” she said. “I just knew that I’d never forgive myself for not bringing the 14th if my first 13 broke or ran...

October 19th, 2009 | 35, Articles, Life, Stanford, Zach Galant | Read More

Student Wins Boothe Prize Three Days Before Paper Due

  STANFORD, CA—Taking a cue from the Nobel Prize Committee, the Stanford Writing Center has modified the guidelines used to determine the winners of the Boothe Prize. Last week, the writing center announced both the modified guidelines and the winner of the 2009 Autumn award. “I couldn’t believe...

October 19th, 2009 | 35, Adam Adler, Articles, Local, Politics | Read More

Opinion: Excuse Me, Ma’am, But I Think Your Breasts Are Fake

I’ve seen a lot of breasts in my day, and that set looks nothing like anything I’ve seen before. For starters, they both seem to point the same way. Believe me, the left breast should point left and the right breast should point to the right—that’s how nature intended it. Do I have to remind...

October 19th, 2009 | 35, Articles, Ellis Reid, Entertainment, Life, Opinion | Read More

More Headlines