Zombies swarm campus, “Dead Week” now “Undead Week”

— March 10, 2010 at 11:57 am

As finals loom closer, Stanford students have a new reason to wear their bike helmets: to protect their precious brains from the claws and teeth of ravenous zombies. The rotting, reawakened corpses have been spotted all over campus, staggering and moaning from Lake Lag to Mirrielees. At first, students...

Stanford Groups Table in White Plaza

Click to Launch the Activities Fair Slideshow! WHITE PLAZA–Last Friday, Stanford students came together to table in White Plaza to promote some of the lesser known groups on campus. The following groups tabled at the activities fair: The White Male Community Center came to White Plaza to help...

March 7th, 2010 | 50, Articles, Life, Local, Politics, Slideshow, Sports, Stanford, Video | Read More

Appropriations Committee Eliminates Support for Student Life Programs on Campus: 30 Found Dead

  OLD UNION—Last Tuesday, the ASSU Appropriations Committee met to discuss the future of student life programs on campus. In light of new budget rules and by-laws, the continued existence of student life on campus is no longer guaranteed. During its meeting, the Appropriations Committee voted...

March 7th, 2010 | 50, Articles, Life, Stanford | Read More

Editorial: Support the Stanford Flipside for Special Fees. We’re Not Applying, But Support Us Anyway

Once a year, the time comes when Stanford student groups send out mass email and Facebook messages telling you to vote for their group and to give them your money. Well, it’s that time again, and we, the Editorial Board, would like to ask you to support us here at the Flipside. No, we don’t...

March 1st, 2010 | 49, Articles, Opinion, Stanford | Read More

Parents of Azia Kim Apprehended at Parents’ Weekend

In a bizarre continuation of the scandal that swept the campus just three years ago, it appears that the parents of Stanford imposter Azia Kim have been apprehended for falsely attending Parents Weekend. Authorities grew suspicious of the couple when a security guard witnessed Mr. Kim boosting Mrs....

March 1st, 2010 | 49, Articles, Life, Stanford | Read More

Student Sexiled by Mother, Permanently Scarred

  When freshman Josh Crawford’s mother Lillian informed him that she would be attending Parents’ Weekend, he expected that she would spend her time exploring campus and buying him overpriced meals in Palo Alto. “I thought she would just act like a normal parent,” he told reporters,...

March 1st, 2010 | 49, Articles, Life, Stanford | Read More

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