Paul the Psychic Octopus Retires from Professional Predicting, Ponders Next Steps

— July 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
OBERHAUSEN, GERMANY- In a surprise move, Paul, the Psychic Octopus who correctly predicted the outcome of all of Germany’s 2010 World Cup matches as well as the World Cup final, has announced his decision...

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