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After a long and arduous campaign season, the votes are in. buy…

Freshman Who Lied About Watching Game of Thrones Now In Too Deep

In devastating news out of Burbank this past week, freshman Ken Seley…

Cool Grandma Plans To Get “Eggnog Blitzed” This Holiday Season

Betty Peterson, 90, is quick to remind family and friends that she…

Student Protests Twitter Character Limit By Not Completing Any of His Sentenc

Senior Justin Henshaw rose to Stanford-wide internet infamy Sunday after taking a stand…

Yo My Millenial Fam! It’s Me, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton

Wazzup! It’s ya girl, Hillary Rodham Clinton. Now, I’m not like any…