National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

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Family Dinners Become Problematic For Conservative Congressman Who Refuses to Pass Anything

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Student Discovers He’s White

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Freshman Relieved to Discover that Roommate is Just as Racist as He is

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White House To Be Painted Half Black

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