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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

February 22, 2009 9:25 pm0 comments
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

October 12, 2008 2:15 am0 comments
Study Finds Research Results Skewed By Students Looking For Beer Money

By Gregory Linsch STANFORD—The Stanford Psychology department just released the results to a revolutionary study that they had been conducting over the past forty years: 93.2% of the results they have obtained from surveys and studies conducted on college campuses have come from students looking for beer money. Some are […]

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs With ‘GO’ Signs

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Campus Police Give Up, Replace ‘STOP’ Signs  With ‘GO’ Signs

By Stanley Waters STANFORD—Last Thursday, in an act many have seen coming for over a decade, Stanford’s campus police department announced its decision to remove all stop signs from the Stanford campus. The initiative is designed to cut down on crime and ease the heavy workload on campus police. “Every […]

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State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

October 8, 2008 6:27 pm0 comments
State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging together will no longer be able to swing in unison, and this will be enforced by both recess supervisors and state law. […]

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Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty

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Young Beardless Non-Pipe-Smoking Professor Doesn’t Fit In With Rest of Faculty
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Freshman Student Struggles to Find TBA Building

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Freshman Student Struggles to Find TBA Building
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Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

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Really Bad Biker Gets CUI

By Larry Seidman STANFORD, CA—Stanford sophomore undergraduate Alex Tempkin was arrested last week and brought to the San Jose prison on accounts of Cycling Under the Influence. Tempkin was alleged to have been riding his neon green Jamis bicycle at three in the morning back to his dorm when he […]

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