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Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years
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Obama: No More Boots on the Ground

September 25, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Obama: No More Boots on the Ground
Obama: No More Boots on the Ground

In keeping with President Obama’s promise of “no more boots on the ground” in the Middle East, White House Spokesperson Josh Earnest unveiled Washington’s latest strategy to deal with the current military crisis. “With more than a decade of involvement in the region, we have now acquired enough intelligence to […]

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Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

January 30, 2012 6:00 amComments Off on Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious
Israel and Palestine Reach Agreement: Modern Family Is Hilarious

After years of bitter struggle, the Israel and Palestine camps have reached an agreement: Modern Family is the best show on television. Negotiations had been at a standstill until both sides realized it was almost eight o’clock and Modern Family was about to start. Political pundits explained that negotiations had […]

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Mideast Dictators Suffering From Low Self-Esteem, Also Civil War

April 6, 2011 9:30 amComments Off on Mideast Dictators Suffering From Low Self-Esteem, Also Civil War
Mideast Dictators Suffering From Low Self-Esteem, Also Civil War
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