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Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

September 28, 2015 12:01 pmComments Off on Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space
Stanford Cool Kids Deem Dorm Lounge Unsafe Space

STANFORD, CA—Citing an excess of Cards Against Humanity games and a lack of alcohol, cool and popular students from across Stanford University have deemed freshman dorm lounge areas unsafe spaces. “When I committed to Stanford, I was picturing popular kids like me,” said Charlie DeMarco, a freshman in Serra, who […]

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Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field

April 9, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field
Local School Field Trip Actually Just Trip To An Empty Field

Last week, local fifth graders embarked on their annual field trip to an abandoned field. After a three-hour drive full of jovial songs and youthful merrymaking, students exited the bus on the side of Interstate-80, miles away from any sort of town.  All teachers and chaperones departed for Reno, leaving […]

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Angered at Today’s Youth, MGMT Refuses to Play “Kids”

May 29, 2013 9:00 amComments Off on Angered at Today’s Youth, MGMT Refuses to Play “Kids”
Angered at Today’s Youth, MGMT Refuses to Play “Kids”

Citing Joel Stein’s recent article in Time Magazine, which derided today’s youth for being “lazy, entitled, selfish and shallow,” MGMT frontman Andrew VanWyngarden elaborated on his band’s refusal to play hit single “Kids” at the recent Frost Music and Arts Festival when reached for comment. VanWyngarden was adamant, stating that, […]

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Opinion: You’d Make a Great MILF

March 14, 2013 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: You’d Make a Great MILF
Opinion: You’d Make a Great MILF

Hi.  I think we need to straighten something out.  I’m really not into you right now.  I know that may come as a shock, and I know it’s a little disappointing, but something is missing here, and I think I know what it is: a kid.  I think you’d make […]

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White Plaza Full of Cute Little Kids

May 13, 2010 1:38 am0 comments
White Plaza Full of Cute Little Kids
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The Flipside Magazine: The 10 Best Lego Towers of 2008 and the Kids Who Made Them

December 5, 2008 2:26 am0 comments
The Flipside Magazine: The 10 Best Lego Towers of 2008 and the Kids Who Made Them
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