God Awkwardly Forgets Son’s Birthday Again

According to scriptural and journalistic sources, God forgot the December 25th birthday…

Poor Attendance to Jesus’ “Seminar on the Mount”

On Tuesday, Jesus of Nazareth descended from the heavens to deliver a…

After 3 Days of Frantic Searching Rescue Workers and Coast Guard Find Jesus

Messiah Still Undecided, Considers Stanford

Among concert pianists, Olympian athletes, and mathematical protégées, even the most exceptional…