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Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI

February 2, 2020 4:23 pmComments Off on Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI
Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI

As the stresses of his impeachment process slowly build, sources within the White House report that President Donald Trump has finally cracked under the pressure and hired the one man he swore he’d never ask for help again: Duke Vengeance, private investigator. According to anonymous staffers, Trump sought out the […]

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Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here

May 19, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here
Something Terrible Happening Far, Far Away From Here

A recent report filed by Flipside foreign correspondent Sarah Walters has confirmed that the sad events in some far and obscure country have now reached crisis levels, despite the fact that you are living quite comfortably. “We’re talking about a magnitude 9.5 on the International Complete Disaster Scale,” said United […]

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