Vaden Offering Free Lobotomies as Stanford Enters Flu Season

It’s about that time of year again: flu season! The time when…

The Flu Makes Hoover Tower Flaccid: A Flipside True Crime Exposé

While Stanford students have been trying their best to avoid sickness this…

ALERT: Cooties Outbreak on Campus, Cootie Shot Not Always Effective

A few months ago, researchers at Stanford Medical School’s Center for Clinical…