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Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats

January 15, 2020 12:58 pmComments Off on Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats
Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats

DOWN UNDER, AU – Climate change deniers in Australia recently contributed several eyewitness reports, claiming that the wildfires decimating Australia’s wildlife momentarily ceased yesterday to deliver a divine message. The fires, which have proved to be devastating for all but serial arsonists and importers of dried kangaroo meat, have now […]

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Camp Fire Gets “A Little Out of Hand,” Incinerates West Campus

November 20, 2018 1:00 pmComments Off on Camp Fire Gets “A Little Out of Hand,” Incinerates West Campus
Camp Fire Gets “A Little Out of Hand,” Incinerates West Campus

According to several recent reports, the Johnson family campfire is “kind of becoming a problem.” What began as a nonthreatening combination of four moist twigs and a fake candle has morphed into “a bit of a national menace, more or less,” according to father Marty Johnson. Johnson admitted to having […]

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Man Shouts “Theater” In Crowded Fire

March 11, 2017 9:52 amComments Off on Man Shouts “Theater” In Crowded Fire
Man Shouts “Theater” In Crowded Fire
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Supreme Court Mulls Constitutional Right to Shout “Fire” in an Empty Theater

February 17, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on Supreme Court Mulls Constitutional Right to Shout “Fire” in an Empty Theater
Supreme Court Mulls Constitutional Right to Shout “Fire” in an Empty Theater

In a decision expected to be handed down Thursday, the Supreme Court will rule on whether the First Amendment grants citizens the right to falsely shout “fire” in an empty theater and cause panic and alarm among little to no theater patrons. The defendant, Robert Dansby, was charged by the […]

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New ‘Fight Fire With Fire’ Initiative Among US Fire- fighters Fails Miserably But Conserves Water

February 7, 2011 11:12 amComments Off on New ‘Fight Fire With Fire’ Initiative Among US Fire- fighters Fails Miserably But Conserves Water
New ‘Fight Fire With Fire’ Initiative Among US Fire- fighters Fails Miserably But Conserves Water
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