Quote of the Week 9/19/16

“…I think there will be party favors” –Freshman, calling parents

Freshman Disappointed to Learn That Parents Don’t Uphold Open-Door Policy

Winter Break is generally a time for Stanford students to return to…

Senior Feels Unfulfilled After Quarter of Napping and Drinking

Over another biweekly round of pitchers at The Treehouse, senior Tyler Henley…

Why YOU Should Join Alpha Phi, Stanford’s Newest Sorority!

• We accept girls with all shades of blonde hair • To…