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Dear RA: My Roommate’s Mom Still Comes to Enforce His Curfew, and I Don’t Know What to Do

October 29, 2019 4:27 pmComments Off on Dear RA: My Roommate’s Mom Still Comes to Enforce His Curfew, and I Don’t Know What to Do
Dear RA: My Roommate’s Mom Still Comes to Enforce His Curfew, and I Don’t Know What to Do

I let it slide the first few weeks, but at this point I’m about ready to cement our doors and windows shut. This definitely wasn’t in the roommate contract.  Sometimes I’m not even sure how she is getting into the room. But sure as dogs have 42 teeth, every night at […]

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Freshman Forming Deep Friendship With RA Who Is Contractually Obligated To Do So

November 14, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshman Forming Deep Friendship With RA Who Is Contractually Obligated To Do So
9/24/10 North Quad Phase II Housing images.

Lucie Stern Residence Hall – Gleefully exclaiming that he can see the beginning of a beautiful friendship, Donner freshman Michael Levin reported Friday that he is” really hitting it off” with second floor RA Tristan Snow (MCS ‘18), whose job responsibilities explicitly include befriending the Freshmen under his purview. “At […]

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Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation

September 22, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation
Racism Solved After Open Dorm Conversation

Residents of Soto celebrated Thursday evening, as a “frank and honest discussion” about identity completely solved all of the structural inequalities plaguing American society in their infinite intricacy. What began as an innocent discussion about Colin Kaepernick and the nature of American patriotism soon morphed into a full-on discourse about […]

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Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang
Freshmen Predict RAs to Bang

“It was obvious even from move in day,” explained Cedro freshman Annelise B. “Katie is the hot RA. The one every guy in the dorm has a crush on.” Further investigations have only confirmed this statement. “I would totally ‘cross the line’ with her….I think” said another resident who still […]

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Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule

January 27, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule
Guy Across from Bathroom Learns Whole Dorm’s Poop Schedule
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Opinion: You Really Should Know My Name By Now

October 8, 2012 12:00 pmComments Off on Opinion: You Really Should Know My Name By Now
Opinion: You Really Should Know My Name By Now

So it’s already week three and I have to ask: how do you not know my name by now?  And spare me the indignation–it’s pretty clear that you don’t.  That whole “Hey neighbor!” thing? Not fooling anyone. I see it in your eyes whenever I walk by–a flicker of confusion, […]

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Student Realizes He Doesn’t Have to Make Bed by Day 3 of NSO

September 25, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Student Realizes He Doesn’t Have to Make Bed by Day 3 of NSO
Student Realizes He Doesn’t Have to Make Bed by Day 3 of NSO

The morning of Thursday, September 20 began like any other for Serra freshmen Peter Jennings.  According to eyewitness accounts, the lanky 6’1” high school valedictorian unconsciously swung his legs off his extra-long twin bed, mechanically rotated his body 180 degrees, and instinctively reached for the edge of his comforter to […]

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For Sale: 1 bedroom 0 bath in Wilbur

September 26, 2010 2:39 pmComments Off on For Sale: 1 bedroom 0 bath in Wilbur
For Sale: 1 bedroom 0 bath in Wilbur

This 1 bedroom, 0 bathroom suite is luxuriously located on the finely groomed grounds of the world-renowned Stanford University. Featuring two carved pine beds and a pristine view of the manicured Wilbur courtyards, this 192 sq. ft. room will allow you to feel instantly at home. Don’t miss the set […]

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A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

May 18, 2009 2:36 pm0 comments
A Mother Laments Stanford’s “Gender-Biased” Dorm Housing

By Alicia Huffman, mother of Denise Huffman ‘11 If sharing a room with a member of the same sex is not your idea of acceptable college housing, beware. Oblivious parents like me haven’t realized that Stanford has been forcing our children to live in these horrific “gender-biased” rooms. Our daughter […]

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Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

March 1, 2009 7:47 pm0 comments
Dormcest Leads to New Outbreak of Dormyphilis

Staff from freshman dorm Cedro report that the dorm has been hit with an outbreak of dormyphilis, an infectious disease caused by excessive amounts of inter-dorm sexual relations, also known as dormcest. “We all know it’s a threat,” Cedro Resident Fellow David Fitzgerald said. “But we didn’t think it happen […]

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