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Greetings from the First Mass-Produced Stanford Student!

April 24, 2011 9:01 amComments Off on Greetings from the First Mass-Produced Stanford Student!
Greetings from the First Mass-Produced Stanford Student!

Hi there, fellow student. I’m fresh off the assembly line they’ve set up in the basement of Munger and am glad we met. We should go to the CoHo sometime to catch up, and then resolve to do it more often. What are your interests? Personally I’m interested in diversity […]

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Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

April 5, 2009 11:19 am0 comments
Vote ********** for ASSU Senate!

The name says it all. Most likely, you’ve already seen ********** ‘s flier taped to a bulletin board. We decided to endorse this particular candidate because ********** really stands out to us. You can easily distinguish ********** from the rest of the pack, it’s just that x-factor. With a unique […]

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Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

December 29, 2008 12:23 am0 comments
Opinion: End Laundry Room “Whites” and “Colors” Discrimination

With Obama’s recent election, you may be elated about the prospect of change, and excited to see how America responds to its first black president. You might be tempted to think that racism is a done deal and that as a nation, we have finally moved past that stage. You […]

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Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical

October 25, 2008 11:00 pm0 comments
Stanford Admissions Office Says They Never Would Have Accepted Gabriella From High School Musical
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National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

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National Coming Out Day Allows Perceived Gays To Come Out As Straight

STANFORD- On Thursday, October 23, members of the Stanford LGBT community and their allies participated in National Coming Out Day. Surprisingly, many of those who “came out” this day were flamboyant-acting but came out as straight. “I found out my roommate was straight today, and I’m a little surprised,” remarked […]

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State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

October 8, 2008 6:27 pm0 comments
State of Alabama Bans Same-Sex Swing Marriages

By Vladimir Porterman SACRAMENTO—Last week, the Alabama Legislature finalized a law to ban same-sex swing marriages. Preschool and elementary school children around the nation who have been swinging together will no longer be able to swing in unison, and this will be enforced by both recess supervisors and state law. […]

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Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity

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Stanford Accepts More Morons To Increase Diversity

By Gordy Fixler STANFORD, CA—In a new radical movement to revamp the Stanford Admissions program, Dean of Admissions Richard Shaw has announced that the next class of 2013 will have “diversity like this campus has never seen before.” This is all the consequence of the new DUMB (Diversity of Undergraduate […]

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