Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – In the last forty-eight hours, Albert Shurenberg, a…

Ask a Jew During the Holidays

Dear Jew during the holidays, Should I get a Christmas present for…

God Awkwardly Forgets Son’s Birthday Again

According to scriptural and journalistic sources, God forgot the December 25th birthday…

NYC Celebrates the Whitest Kwanzaa in Decades

In Final Presidential Act, Bush Completes US Christmas List

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Congress Expected to Replace the “Privileges and Immunities” Clause with the “Santa” Clause

By Stanley Waters This year, the citizens of the United States will…

Reindeer Transportation Hopes to Offer Relief From Dependence on Foreign Oil

Thanksgiving has come and gone, and, in the true American spirit, each…