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220 Articles Stanford Year 8 Worried Freshman Thinks of Ways to Explain C to Future Wife Concerned the unfortunate grade might be a “deal-breaker”, worried freshman Carson Nichols… Jeffery SquidDecember 2, 2015
220 Articles Opinion Year 8 9 Ways You Fucked Up An Otherwise Perfect Thanksgiving Everything was going great this Thanksgiving, why did you have to fuck… Jonathan EngelDecember 1, 2015
220 Articles Stanford Year 8 Area Friend Not as Cool as Remembered QUINCY, MA – This past week, the freshman class of 2019 returned… Magellan J. PflukeNovember 30, 2015
220 Articles Life Politics Stanford Comm Major Lands Sweet Internship with Liberal Media Conspiracy Despite fears that she would wind up spending another summer working for… Ben KaufmanNovember 30, 2015
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