Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake

Last week, scandal erupted when a celebrity gossip website posted photos of…

Hammurabi’s Code Receives Check-Minus in CS106A

Sixth King of Babylon and Stanford CS106A student Hammurabi recently received a…

Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine

Redwood City, CA– In the latest feel-good news, 33-year-old Colin Martin has…

Stanford University to Apply Early Decision to the United Nations

On Wednesday, Stanford University announced that it would be applying early decision…

Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan-ites Rejoice as Dictator Replaced by New Dictator

Hope springs anew in the war- and poverty-plagued middle east as Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan…

Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Occupy Stanford

Mark Gruelle realized one morning that fewer than 1% of Stanford students…

Stanford Beijing to Bring Tourism to China

This week, Stanford finalized a proposal to build a . buy sinequan…

ASSU Counters Claims That They Don’t Do Anything By Releasing Thanksgiving Hand Turkeys

Seeking to fulfill their campaign pledge of “creating tangible results that all…

Coldplay Re-Releases Viva La Vida with New Song Titles and Cover Art

Sources in the music industry report that popular British rock band Coldplay’s…