The Flipside Juice: Join The Flipside Green Initiative

February 2, 2009 7:52 pm
The Flipside Juice: Join The Flipside Green Initiative
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Stanford Library Cavity Search Yields Valuable Microfilm

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Stanford Library Cavity Search Yields Valuable Microfilm

Stanford, CA – At most libraries Michael Blum (’10) would have walked away with a microfilm reel of Better Homes and Gardens from 1955. But not at Stanford. The library’s draconian checkout search policy finally paid off Friday when, after a comprehensive cavity search, a library employee found the microfilm […]

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Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

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Stanford Registrar Changes To New Epic Fail Grading System

Faced with increasing numbers of stressed students and flustered professors, the Stanford Registrar’s Office has just announced plans to implement a new, Epic Fail grading scale. Unlike the number and letter based scales of the past, the epic fail scale will rank students based on skills, ownage, and degree of […]

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CAUGHT: Notorious Axe And Palm Crepe Thief Jean-Claude Pierre Foiled Again

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CAUGHT: Notorious Axe And Palm Crepe Thief Jean-Claude Pierre Foiled Again

Axe and Palm Crêpe Thief, Jean-Claude Pierre, is behind bars at last. He was caught last night at 10:08 in the kitchen of The Axe and Palm, attempting to steal yet another crêpe. Onlookers were rather confused. “It seemed that he [Pierre] passed by the open registers flowing with cash […]

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Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans

January 25, 2009 7:07 pm
Stanford Creates 7th Man Club For Fans of Stanford Basketball Fans
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Student Stops Texting–Grad Student

January 18, 2009 2:53 pm
Student Stops Texting–Grad Student
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Google StreetView Catches Student Breaking The Honor Code

January 11, 2009 2:26 pm
Google StreetView Catches Student Breaking The Honor Code

By Rory Sampson STANFORD, CA—With new technology comes new consequences, as junior student Allie Speigel found out the hard way. Google’s new StreetView technology, which allows users to see images at street level, caught the junior Speigel violating the Stanford Honor Code. The close up pictures and the zoom feature […]

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SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

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SCANDAL: Science Professor Gives Female Student Crabs

STANFORD (AP) ­ Two weeks ago sophomore Sharon Dasuli entered Dr. Von Nostrand’s office for what she thought was a routine meeting to discuss marine biology. Once inside, professor Von Nostrand locked the door and shut the blinds. What happened next would change Sharon’s life forever. “I didn’t think it […]

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Political Apathy Club Falls Through

December 19, 2008 11:53 pm
Political Apathy Club Falls Through
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Report: Student Is Tired

November 30, 2008 4:10 pm
Report: Student Is Tired

By Daniel Francinte STANFORD, CA–After five consecutive sleep-deprived nights and countless hours of research, the Medical School came to conclusive results and found that junior undergraduate student Alex Fontaine was tired.     They had four researchers watching him around the clock as he ate, did his homework, dozed off in […]

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