Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark

March 9, 2009 12:07 am
Lake Lag Floods, Two of Each Kind of Stanford Student Board Ark
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Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

March 8, 2009 4:06 pm
Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

Parents Found Puking, Vandalizing; Son Put on Probation By Jorie Carmeister STANFORD—Freshman student Troy Altman, a member of the dorm Naranja, is now on probation after hosting several guests who failed to respect dormitory rules. According to the RA, the guests were found puking on the floor, tearing down posters, […]

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ECONOMIC CRISIS: Stanford Cuts Budget Cutting Committee

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ECONOMIC CRISIS: Stanford Cuts Budget Cutting Committee
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FLIPSIDE DAILY POLL: How Many Units Are You Taking?

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FLIPSIDE DAILY POLL: How Many Units Are You Taking?
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Trojan Fooled into Ranking Stanford Most Sexually Healthy

March 6, 2009 2:07 am
Trojan Fooled into Ranking Stanford Most Sexually Healthy

In a recent study funded by Trojan and conducted by an independent research firm, Stanford was found to be the most sexually healthy school in the nation. Sitting on top of Columbia and Cornell for the first time gave administrators and students a very, very good feeling. Unfortunately, recent information […]

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Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

March 1, 2009 10:49 pm
Report: Stanford No Longer Well-Endowed

A report released yesterday by USA Today revealed that Stanford, in the midst of the nation’s crisis, can no longer be considered “well-endowed.” Vice Provost for Undergraduate Education John Bravman was “saddened” but remained optimistic. “Why do you have to always compare us to other schools like Harvard and Yale,” […]

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Housed Sororities Move to Tressider

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Housed Sororities Move to Tressider
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Tour Guide Really Likes Stanford

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Tour Guide Really Likes Stanford

Visitors and prospective students visiting Stanford’s campus on February 27th reported that their tour guide, James Strogen ‘10, really seemed to like Stanford. “He only had positive things to say about the people and the institution,” said prospective undergraduate student Alissa Brent. “He kept making very nice comments, and as […]

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Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining

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Bored Student Calculates Proportion of Stats Lecture Remaining
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Woman Given Job as Secretary

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Woman Given Job as Secretary
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