342 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: After Seeing Each Democratic Candidate Eat a Cinnamon Roll at Last Week’s Debate, I Know that Pete’s the One Maybe you were surprised last week when the host of last week’s… Alex DurhamMarch 1, 2020
Op-Ed: So What If I Put Sweet-and-Savory Ham, Black Forest Turkey, a Delectable Cheese Selection, and Honey Dijon on My Pop Tart? Sandwich-making is a secret lore, a tradition, an art— and though I… Ben Harley DavidsonMarch 1, 2020
340 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: I’m an Assistant Professor and I Show You I’m Cool Through My Hip Emails Hey, little dude. It’s me, your assistant professor in his mid-thirties, the… Gracie NewmanFebruary 14, 2020
337 Articles Opinion Year 12 Dear SCR: If I Use Dark Magicks to Infuse an Unholy Flesh-Golem with a Soul, But Abort the Ritual Prematurely, Is That Murder? Prithee listen, thou kindly Stanford College Republicans, and heed my request for… Ben Harley DavidsonJanuary 24, 2020
336 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: From Now On, if a Friend Shows Me a “Funny Video” and It’s Not Funny, I’m Going to Strangle Them with a Plastic Bag You’ve had it happen to you, haven’t you? A friend, a comrade,… Ben Harley DavidsonJanuary 15, 2020
332 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: Girl in the Socks and Crocs, You Have Stolen My Heart I knew it from the moment you walked in. I’m not sure… Alex DurhamNovember 6, 2019
330 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op Ed: I Need to Ask My Professor a Question After Lecture But There’s Like Five or Six Different Mysterious Figures from His Past Seeking Advice About Alien Threats Well, I guess this is what I get for taking a class… Byron CalabasasOctober 23, 2019
330 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op Ed: How Does It Feel To Take A Life, Charles? Look at me, Charles. No, no — don’t look away. Don’t you… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 23, 2019
329 Articles Opinion Year 12 Op-Ed: My Brain Is A Greased-Up Dragon and I Have to Wrestle It to The Ground and Count to Ten Every Time I Want to Say Something Coherent “Help!” cries the fair maiden in the tower. She represents my good… Ben Harley DavidsonOctober 16, 2019
326 Articles Opinion Year 11 Op Ed: To Prepare for the Math 51 Final, I Created a “Mind Palace” Full of Dancing, Anthropomorphic Versions of the Digits Zero Through Nine When you first see a math problem on the impending Math 51… Ben Harley DavidsonJune 10, 2019
