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Fantasy Football Loses Popularity; 
Historical Non-Fiction Football on the Rise

According to statistics complied from the thousands of leagues on ESPN.com, the…

Stanford to Meet Electricity, Heating Needs by Harnessing President Hennessy’s Raw Sexual Energy

In an effort to remain a leader in environmental sustainability, Stanford has…

Review of Activision’s Call of Booty: Black Cops Video Game

Call of Booty: Black Cops is a first-person shooter with stealth and…

Terrorist Nervous On First Day as Suicide Bomber

Luke Patterson, an Al-Qaeda operative from Colorado, reportedly feels “really nervous” on…

Hagrid Loses 130 Pounds for Latest Potter Film

In an effort to fit into the new 3D cameras, Hagrid was…

TCU Gets Stanford’s Spot on US News & World Report Top University List, Contractual Obligations Cited

For the past several decades, US News & World Report has maintained…

Harry Potter’s Continuing Teen Angst Suggests That In Wizarding World, Puberty Lasts For a Decade

An unlikely topic became the center of discussion at this year’s Adolescent…

Solar Flares Erupt After Sun Stops Proactiv Regimen

A few centuries ago, the sun decided to stop using Proactiv products…

McDonald’s Introduces New Suite of Custom Meals

Hoping to build on the success of their “Happy Meal” product line,…

Iraqi Government Correction

Correction: The Stanford Flipside apologizes for inaccurately announcing the formation of a…