Cartoons Shown To Have Damaging Effect on the Meth-Addicted

NEW HAVEN, CT – In a worrying study released last week by…

Connections to Steroid Ring Finally Explain Peyton Manning’s Giant Forehead

Following last week’s announcement of an upcoming Al-Jazeera documentary that alleges that…

NCAA Suspends McCaffrey For Being Too Cool for School

Despite the Cardinal’s impressive 45-16 rout of the Iowa Hawkeyes in this…

Ted Cruz to Electorate: “Please, Forget About Me!”

Speaking to a crowd of assorted supporters in Monroe, LA, Texas Senator…

Gaieties To Feature Cameos From Cal’s Entire Starting Defense

Reports indicate that Gaieties, Stanford’s long-running musical that ridicules our enemies from…

Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

Having already stated in interviews that, given the choice, he would absolutely…