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An epidemic of bed bugs having unprotected sex with other bed bugs…

Clone Army of Undergrad Premed Interns Created Inside SLAC

In a press release yesterday, the dean of the School of Medicine,…

[photography] University policy regarding shooting photos/video in the Quad

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Justin Bieber Shoots Heroin to Prove That He Is More Mature Than Miley Cyrus

LOS ANGELES, CA—In a motel just outside downtown LA, Justin Bieber has…

Oprah Reports for Her Puppy fighting Ring on OSPN

Oprah Winfrey welcomed the New Year with the launch of her eagerly…

Stanford To Students: “Shut the Luck Up!”

Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck has announced that he will stay with the…

Female Cross Country Student Accidentally Buys Whole Milk

Stanford’s cross country team was thrown into chaos last week after one…

Stanford Zoroastrians Protest Not-Being-Made-Fun-Of at Gaieties

When Wilma and Adarbad stormed out of Gaieties 45 minutes into the…

BOSP Announces New Program in North Korea

The Bing Overseas Study Program (BOSP) at Stanford is pleased to announce…