1. The etymology of “Levin” comes from the McDonald’s catchphrase: “I’m lovin’ it”. Jonathan Levin’s grandfather misheard the catchphrase while violently fucking his grandmother in a McDonald’s bathroom—and he was so inspired he changed his last name.
  2. Jonathan Levin received two degrees from Stanford: one in English and one in Mathematics. In the modern day, those people would be considered freaks.
  3. His father’s name is Rick. He did not turn into a pickle.
  4. His daddy donated a field called Levin Field, right by FloMo
  5. His field is the home of multiple cumshots by SLE freaks doing it in the wild
  6. He used to go by johnny pookie bear in his youth
  7. His alter ego is johnny sins
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