1 If you fully obey the Lord your Star nosed mole and carefully follow all his commands I give you today, the Lord your star nosed mole will set you high above all the nations on earth. 

2 All these blessings will come on you and accompany you if you obey the Lord your star nosed mole:

3 You will be blessed in the underground dwelling and blessed with worms.

4 The worms of your womb will be blessed, and the worms in your underground holes and the young of your livestock—the calves of your worms and the lambs of your worms.

5 Your soil and your worm trough will be blessed.

6 You will be blessed when you come in and blessed when you go out, like the worm through the Lord’s bowels. 

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