Scholarly Conference Devolves Into Violence Over Disagreement About What the Hell ‘Toad’ from Mario Is Even Supposed to Be

This past week, Stanford’s Institution for Applied and Theoretical Video Game Research…

The Secret Life of Pets 3: I Walked In On My Dog Running A Prostitution Ring in My Basement

My dog Denver has been with me since I was a wee…

Dear RA: My Roommate’s Mom Still Comes to Enforce His Curfew, and I Don’t Know What to Do

I let it slide the first few weeks, but at this point…

New Evidence Suggests, Contrary to Popular Conception, That Shakespeare Had Feathers and Beak

Following the discovery of a previously-unknown set of skeletal remains in Stratford-upon-Avon,…

Hubris Punished: Winnie the Pooh Castrated for Having Larger Scrotum Than Zeus

Alas, the wretched Winnie the Pooh has finally reaped that which he’d…