Aquarius:

Slow down, grab the wall.

Pisces:

Wiggle like you’re tryna make your ass fall off

Aries:

Hella thick I wanna smash em all

Taurus:
Speed up, gas pedal

Gemini:

Black money let them hoes say amen

Cancer:

I’m just tryna make it clear boy Ray-Bans

Leo:
I’m a great man, woah say a friend

Virgo:

I play a hole every night DJ amen

Libra:

Room full of boppers, tell them give me topper

Scorpio:

Beat it up, no one hit the coppers

Sagittarius:

The volume of the Moon is the same as the volume of the Pacific Ocean. Imagine the silence in both, try to learn from them and be as quiet as possible today.
It is often said that Sagittarius representatives can’t keep their big mouth shut, and this couldn’t be truer at the moment.


Capricorn:

I’m S-A-G-E you would like to know

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