Dear Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment,
I can’t seem to find a way to stay in touch with my friends from high school. Any suggestions?
-Alone in Alondra
Woof. It’s dark. Help. I’m alone and everything smells.
Dear DFABC,
I’m always procrastinating on homework and I’m tired of the all-nighters. How do I get motivated?
-Procrastinating in Paloma
Is someone there? Woof. Woof woof.
Dear DFABC,
I think my boyfriend might be cheating on me. How can I be sure?
-Suspicious in Serra
Woof. I peed and pooped in the cage and I just stepped in it and it’s dark. This cage is very much mine now.
Dear DFABC,
My parents are getting a divorce. I’ve moved out already but it’s still a shock. How did you deal with your parents’ divorce?
-Distressed in Donner
Grrr. I wonder if I can get out of this cage if I…nope. It’s sideways now. It’s dark and I’m sideways. Woof woof.
