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Trump Family Dog Somehow Also Terrible

January 23, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Trump Family Dog Somehow Also Terrible
Trump Family Dog Somehow Also Terrible
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Dog still confused by mysterious “window people”

April 20, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Dog still confused by mysterious “window people”
Dog still confused by mysterious “window people”
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Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

January 29, 2015 9:00 amComments Off on Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment
Ask a Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment

 Dear Dog Flying Alone in the Baggage Compartment, I can’t seem to find a way to stay in touch with my friends from high school. Any suggestions? -Alone in Alondra   Woof.  It’s dark.  Help.  I’m alone and everything smells.     Dear DFABC, I’m always procrastinating on homework and […]

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US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

May 24, 2011 9:00 amComments Off on US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America
US Military Unveils Dog Capable of Smelling Hatred of America

A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new line of tracker dogs reportedly capable of smelling people’s hatred of America. “We needed an alternative to racial profiling,” said US military researcher Jonathan Greeley. “Everyone knows that judging a person by the color of their skin is […]

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Local: Palo Alto Man Shows Off Pizza-Eating Dogs

November 1, 2010 12:00 pmComments Off on Local: Palo Alto Man Shows Off Pizza-Eating Dogs
Local: Palo Alto Man Shows Off Pizza-Eating Dogs

Palo Alto resident Markus Gunderson, 78, couldn’t be blamed for wanting to have a quiet retirement. He served in two wars, raised three children as a single parent and spent time as a volunteer fireman. But instead, he opted to devote his time to teaching his dogs an incredible stunt: […]

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Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

January 18, 2010 10:04 pm0 comments
Opinion: “I Never Said Any of Those Things”

By She I am disgusted.  Everywhere I go these days, I find that any comment anybody makes that even has the slightest hint of being sexually charged is quoted as having come from my mouth.  This is defamation to the highest degree.  I am in a healthy, monogamous relationship. I […]

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Dog Found Mimicking Owner: Walks On Two Legs, Uses Toilet, Acts Like a Huge Bitch

February 16, 2009 5:16 pm0 comments
Dog Found Mimicking Owner: Walks On Two Legs, Uses Toilet, Acts Like a Huge Bitch
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